The next time you’ve the urge to kvetch
and feel a little malcontent
before you cut that pound of flesh
just have yourself an ArguMint!
When you’re up-in-their-business close
you’ll sure enjoy your anger sesh
when everyone around you knows
your breath is ArguMint-y fresh!
ArguMint is a registered trademark of Argyle Industries, Ltd.
😮💨 ArguMints (tm)
free verse · 2023 · shared 4h ago · 5 comments · 26 likes
free verse · 4h ago
5 comments · 26 likes
5 comments · 26 likes
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Coltrane
4h
And there's the jingle, submit and become a millionaire 👌
W.S.Ravensoul
3h
love it
Michael B.
3h
Now this is some shameless product placement 💯🔖
New A.
3h
this is some one can definitely chew on!!
Lilac (.
2h
Missed the like on this one bc it’s one of many that David beat me to and read to me. He has been reading me your poetry for months. Now it’s like a game trying to beat him to reading yours so I can say “ did you read Mateo’s last poem?”