I threw a donut at a guys car I watched it splatter on the side of his door The guy had made me angry calling me all kinds of bad words I thought he deserved a donut It was my birthday and I was feeling kind He pulled out in front of my car yelling all angrily He came to my door I came out of my door What appeared in front of me was a geezer in a kilt and flip flops He asked if he wanted to fight Then he saw me And asked if I wanted to make love To be honest the kilt didn’t really bother me